Meanwhile, in Minnesota. - Imgur
chair? CHAIR!?!? WHATCHA DOIN CHAIR !!??!!??
CHAIR I TRUSTED YOU
chAIR
This woman, I swear. She’ll be the death of me.
Brandi Carlile @ BottleRock Napa Valley, May 12, 2013
Photos © Alan Sheckter
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
